how can u be prego again
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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