I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
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He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
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Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
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