I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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