One girl and one boy is just not enough.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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