Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
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I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
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If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
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