I'm drive I can fine osifer
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
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You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
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i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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