He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
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One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
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I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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