I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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