Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
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Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
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I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
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You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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