Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
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Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
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GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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