They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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