i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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