KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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