ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
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after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
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I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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