I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
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