Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
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You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
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I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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