You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
My bed smells like the plague
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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