We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
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"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
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You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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