there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
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We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
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she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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