is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
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just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
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You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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