What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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