Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
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I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
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I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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