We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
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He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
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Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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