I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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