Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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