There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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