D3 body, D1 cock
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
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