shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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