Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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