so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
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I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
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You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
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