I want to stick my p in your. b.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
lets start a swedish sibling band together
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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