i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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