How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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