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(818): View more from California

Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?

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(818): Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess? http://tfl.nu/uim6

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.

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(781): Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit. http://tfl.nu/7wtq

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(847): View more from Illinois

I'm at derby!

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The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.

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(847): I'm at derby! (847): The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time. http://tfl.nu/hrlc

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(585): View more from New York

This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.

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(585): This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation. http://tfl.nu/p6rk

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(630): View more from Illinois

you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.

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(630): you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car. http://tfl.nu/fzr7

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(310): View more from California

Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...

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(310): Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me... http://tfl.nu/5b54

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.

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(803): I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene. http://tfl.nu/fj0l

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(253): View more from Washington

Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about

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(253): Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about http://tfl.nu/o03a

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(901): View more from Tennessee

I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.

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(901): I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism. http://tfl.nu/eczv

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(541): View more from Oregon

When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.

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(541): When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside. http://tfl.nu/wpt8

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(718): View more from New York

you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.

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(718): you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke. http://tfl.nu/vku6

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(702): View more from Nevada

i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!

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(702): i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield! http://tfl.nu/o1fu

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(812): View more from Indiana

Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.

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(812): Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down. http://tfl.nu/9hkg

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(434): View more from Virginia

It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all

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(434): It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all http://tfl.nu/veuh

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.

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(+44): I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal. http://tfl.nu/i10i

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