we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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