He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
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i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
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But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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