i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
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