singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
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Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
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We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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