it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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