i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Randomize