Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Randomize