What a fucking waste of an outfit
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
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i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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