You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
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I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
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I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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