it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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