in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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