I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
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I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
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Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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