Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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