You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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