Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
Randomize
