Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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