Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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