you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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