She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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