Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
we made out on top of his cat.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
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