your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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