I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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